- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: Hey, I understand that the Marines are looking for a few good men.
- Arnold Horshack: Please don't anybody tell them where I am.
- [laughs]
- Julie Kotter: Ask me what I'm doing with these envelopes.
- Gabe Kotter: You became pen pals with China?
- Gabe Kotter: Mr. Woodman, I don't understand. You don't make much more than I do. How do you make ends meet?
- Mr. Michael Woodman: My ends have never met, Kotter!
- Vinnie Barbarino: Mr. Kotter, we was talkin' about it, and we'd really like to help you.
- Arnold Horshack: Yeah, we don't like seeing you in pain.
- Juan Epstein: Unless, of course, we cause it.