- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: [to Vinnie] You got as much chance being a priest as I do gettin' the lead in the school production of Snow White.
- Juan Epstein: Yeah, and Freddie was the best one who read for the part. But me and Horshack, see, we're still up for dwarves.
- Arnold Horshack: Yeah, guess who's gonna play
- [looking at Juan]
- Arnold Horshack: Dopey!
- Gabe Kotter: If I was casting, I'd have a rough time choosing.