- Gabe Kotter: Out there is our city. It's comprised of the people who live in it. Now last month, as a guest speaker we had Dr. Harry Beemish, who told us what it's like to be a professional. I thought it'd be interesting if we had another speaker today, somebody who represented the naked city.
- Vinnie Barbarino: [to the class] Oh boy, this guy's flipped out. He's gonna bring a naked guy in here!
- Gabe Kotter: Now calm down, I'm not bringing a naked guy in here.
- [the female students groan]