- Vinnie Barbarino: [after Juan brings over the stuffed fish] Some place to keep your money, Halibut Savings and Loan.
- Gabe Kotter: [in Groucho Marx voice] A nice place to go if you ever wanna borrow a fin.
- Gabe Kotter: Mr. Woodman, are you currently employed here at Buchanan High School?
- Mr. Michael Woodman: No, I'm a jammer in the roller derby!
- Gabe Kotter: You can't "pardon" someone unless you can find them guilty. This is a court, not the White House.
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: [about the money in the fish] . We're going to put this in the bank and be typhoons.
- Gabe Kotter: Do you mean tycoons?
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: No, at the end of the year, we're going to take it and "blow it."