- Mr. Michael Woodman: I've got your new teacher outside in the hall.
- Juan Epstein: Well, what's he doin' out there?
- Mr. Michael Woodman: Saying goodbye to his next of kin.
- Arnold Horshack: Well, we gotta go. See ya later.
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: Take it easy.
- Juan Epstein: Hasta la vista.
- Vinnie Barbarino: Tommy Lasorda.