The West Wing (TV Series)
Bartlet's Third State of the Union (2001)
Rob Lowe: Sam Seaborn
Quotes
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Sam Seaborn : Where'd you get the bathrobe?
Carol Fitzpatrick : The gym.
Sam Seaborn : There are bathrobes at the gym?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : In the women's locker room.
Sam Seaborn : But not the men's.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Yeah.
Sam Seaborn : Now, that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and 50 women.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Yeah, and it's the *bathrobes* that's outrageous.
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President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : [upon meeting Ainsley for the first time in her office, there is loud music playing]
President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : What's up?
Ainsley Hayes : [wearing a robe, throws her drink across the room]
Ainsley Hayes : Oh, Mr. President!
President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : I never even knew we had a night club down here.
Ainsley Hayes : Oh, my gosh!
Sam Seaborn : Mr. President, I don't believe you have met Ainsley Hayes.
President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : Yeah Ainsley, I wanted to say hello, and to mention, you know, uh, a lot of people assumed you were hired because you were a blonde Republican sex kitten, and well they're obviously wrong. Keep up the good work.
Ainsley Hayes : Yes, sir.
Sam Seaborn : [after Bartlet leaves] That could have been worse.
[sees she's on the verge of tears]
Sam Seaborn : No. Prob'ly not.
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Sam Seaborn : I'm saying don't drink 'til you're off television.
Ainsley Hayes : God! Thanks, Sam, for that debating tip; your feel for nuance! I shouldn't be drunk when I'm representing the White House.
Sam Seaborn : And please don't forget you're a blond, Republican girl, and that nobody likes you.
Ainsley Hayes : [takes a breath] I'm going back on television right now.
Sam Seaborn : Try and remember you're on our side.
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Sam Seaborn : You need anything?
Josh Lyman : A lightning bolt, a key, and a kite.
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Sam Seaborn : How have you never met the President?
Ainsley Hayes : I haven't.
Sam Seaborn : You've been working here three months.
Ainsley Hayes : He works in the Oval Office and I work in the Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue. I can't believe we haven't run into each other.