- Clive Anderson: Some reason families get together.
- [Audience make suggestions, i.e. "Halloween", "Incest", etc]
- Clive Anderson: Halloween. Yeah, people get together for Halloween. Good suggestion. Incest is a little too strong for British viewers. So, the Halloween hoedown. Take it away Greg.
- [Music starts]
- Greg Proops: I like trick or treatn', I go from door to door. / I ask for candy, ask for sweets, then I ask for more. / Sometimes they give me lots of rocks and bugs / But I do not care, 'cause I trick or treat on drugs.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, I'm so glad that Halloween is finally here. / 'Cause Halloween's my favourite time of the entire year. / I dress up and give all the kids an awful fright, / I really don't know why, I'm not wearing a mask tonight.
- Niall Ashdown: Last Halloween there were terrible blizzards. / This was caused by a nasty old wizard. / He looked out his window, and cast a fearful spell. / And when I woke up in the morning I did smell.
- Ryan Stiles: Halloween, can be such a special night, / It's a chance you get to run around and scare and fright. / When people open the door, oh boy, do they run. / That's because every year I dress as Clive Anderson.
- Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie, Niall Ashdown, Ryan Stiles: [slowly] Clive Anderson!