Wayne Brady: [in "Hats", wearing a hat with moose antlers] I tried... gettin' all fancied up for ya. Too much mousse?
Greg Proops: [wearing a viking hat] I'm from Minnesota. We have come for your women!
Colin Mochrie: [wearing an Abraham Lincoln mask] The last time I "four scored" was twenty years ago!
Wayne Brady: [wearing a hat with a feather sticking out the back] I'm not necessarily LOOKING for a date, but I can get YOU one.
Ryan Stiles: [wearing a blonde wig] I know what you're thinking.
[pause]
Ryan Stiles: There's only one way to find out.
Greg Proops: [wearing a hat shaped like a putting green] They're aaaaaalways after me Lucky Charms!
Colin Mochrie: [wearing a "Cat in the Hat" hat] I will have you on a boat. I will have you with a goat. On a boat, with a goat, I don't care.
Wayne Brady: [wearing an eye visor] Yes, captain, I'd like some booty.
Ryan Stiles: [wearing a wrestling title belt, pointing at the camera] Yeah, we're gonna go on a date. I'll see you next Thursday night on that date! You be there! I'll be there!
[flexes his arms]
Greg Proops: [wearing a pink wig with curlers] My name's Mimi, and I'll take anyone but that Drew Carey!