Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 113 (1999)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Hats", wearing a hat with moose antlers]  I tried... gettin' all fancied up for ya. Too much mousse?

  Greg Proops : [wearing a viking hat]  I'm from Minnesota. We have come for your women!

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing an Abraham Lincoln mask]  The last time I "four scored" was twenty years ago!

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a hat with a feather sticking out the back]  I'm not necessarily LOOKING for a date, but I can get YOU one.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a blonde wig]  I know what you're thinking.

  [pause] 

  Ryan Stiles : There's only one way to find out.

  Greg Proops : [wearing a hat shaped like a putting green]  They're aaaaaalways after me Lucky Charms!

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing a "Cat in the Hat" hat]  I will have you on a boat. I will have you with a goat. On a boat, with a goat, I don't care.

  Wayne Brady : [wearing an eye visor]  Yes, captain, I'd like some booty.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a wrestling title belt, pointing at the camera]  Yeah, we're gonna go on a date. I'll see you next Thursday night on that date! You be there! I'll be there!

  [flexes his arms] 

  Greg Proops : [wearing a pink wig with curlers]  My name's Mimi, and I'll take anyone but that Drew Carey!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  A national study shows that balding men make the best lovers.

  [audience cheers]