- Ryan Stiles: [in "Narrate", set at a pizza place]
- [to camera]
- Ryan Stiles: I felt like saying "mind your own business", but there was something about him that drew me to him. Made me want him. Like that pizza in the oven, I wanted him in me.
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: It just occurred to me... we're never gonna be able to use that.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Narrate", set at a pizza place] Is there any way you can make it any faster? I'm expecting company.
- Ryan Stiles: Well the dough doesn't rise quite as quick as you do.
- Colin Mochrie: [to camera] He made a crack. There was something about him that rubbed me the wrong way. I thought I recognized him. Something was nagging in the back of my mind, I just couldn't put my finger on it!
- [to Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: Hey, you're a woman, aren't you?
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Narrate", set at a pizza place]
- [to camera]
- Colin Mochrie: She was playing a game that women and men had played for centuries. Unfortunately, she looked like an open autopsy.