Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 101 (1998)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Scene to Rap", set at a park] 

  [rapping] 

  Ryan Stiles : Hey there, boys, on the way to haberdasher, / 'cause I'm in the park and I'm a flasher. / I try to rap, I really try, / but I can't 'cause I'm just a white guy. Say "huh"...

  [mimes opening his coat] 

  Brad Sherwood : [rapping]  Well he's a flasher, that's for sure, / But I thought I'd see a little more. / Maybe it's just cold outside, / But he's got nothing but a little to hide.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Foreign Film Dub", translating for Colin's mock Chinese]  I have lived in this city all my life. As a young boy growing up, my father told me to set forth on my own, find my own fortune, seek the gold that I wanted from years gone by. I met a young girl one day,

  [Colin looks at his watch] 

  Ryan Stiles : and we fell deeply in love. Had children, they grew up to be very proud of me. I love you.