Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 204 (1999)

Greg Proops: Self

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• Drew Carey : [before "Newsflash"]  What happens is, we put an image on there, and we can see it, but he can't. All the monitors are blocked from him, the cameras are blocked from him. Only we in the studio can see it, and Colin and, uh, Greg can see it, and uh, he's gonna have to try to guess...

  Greg Proops : [pointing to Ryan]  That's, that's Ryan.

  Drew Carey : Ryan. What'd I say?

  Greg Proops : Colin.

  Drew Carey : Oh, Ryan. Right, right, right.

  Ryan Stiles : It's better than Lewis; he's been calling me that for years.

  Drew Carey : [chuckles]  So...

  Greg Proops : Wait a minute, let me get this straight: Are you Jim or Mariah?

  [Drew chuckles] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Questionable Impressions", doing an impression of Ed Sullivan]  Do you know that, right here, there's a man in need of an operation?

  Greg Proops : [doing an impression of Sean Connery]  May I ask who you are?

  Ryan Stiles : Is the face not familiar to you? Right here?

  Greg Proops : Have I made love to you before?

  Ryan Stiles : Are you prepared to welcome rrright here into your hospital... four moptop kids from Liverpool...

  [buzzed out; both Greg and Ryan walk off-stage] 

  Drew Carey : Nice try.

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Hey, uh, who was that, by the way?

  Ryan Stiles : I don't know.

  Colin Mochrie : [doing an impression of James Cagney]  Do you know where the doctor is?

  [Greg and Drew laugh] 

  Wayne Brady : [doing an impression of Jimmy Durante]  A-rinky-dink, where's the doctor?

  Colin Mochrie : I need some help...

  [shrugs and walks off-stage] 

  Greg Proops : [doing an impression of Dracula]  Do you know vere the blood is kept?

  Wayne Brady : What do I look like, a blood bank on legs? Ha-cha-CHA?

• Drew Carey : [after "Questionable Impressions"]  Uh, y'know, we're gonna change the name of that game to "Hey, Let's All Make Idiots Out of Ourselves".

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Oh man.

  Greg Proops : Jimmy Durante.

  Drew Carey : Ha-cha-cha-cha.

  Wayne Brady : The only brother to ever do Jimmy Durante.

  [audience applauds] 

  Wayne Brady : That's right, on ABC!