- Ryan Stiles: I believe I haven't met your other friend here.
- Greg Proops: Uh, well, this is Drew. He sits behind the desk and makes a lot more than us.
- Drew Carey: [after "Party Quirks" where Ryan's quirk was "excited by ugliness and searching for the perfect specimen"] A thousand points, that's all I'm good for, givin' points...
- Ryan Stiles: Hey, buddy.
- [rips his "Party Quirks" card]
- Colin Mochrie: Hey, that's mine!
- Drew Carey: I'll get you all back at the bank, don't worry about it.
- Drew Carey: And you know what, this is like the big hit show, just like "Baywatch". You know the difference between this show and "Baywatch"? On this show, you get to say, "Hey, look at those set of WITS.
- [audience laughs]
- Drew Carey: Check out that set of wits."