- Drew Carey: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. And hey, if you're keeping score at home, have we got a surprise for you: Tomorrow, we're giving away a free fill-up at every gas station in America. Drive to your local gas station, get your free tank of gas, and tell 'em "Whose Line" sent ya, glad to do it for ya. I'm Drew Carey, your host, star of the movie "Thighs Wide Shut".
- Colin Mochrie: [in the "Hoedown" about shoplifting, singing] The other day, I stole something, it really was a sin. / It was a little revolver made of gelatin. / It really was a bad idea, it was something I should've slept on, / 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
- Ryan Stiles: [reading the credits as a voiceover for a movie trailer] It was the summer of 1965 and Dan Patterson was growing up to be a man.
- Greg Proops: Yes, and Denise O'Donoghue and Mark Leveson walked into his world and tore it apart.
- Ryan Stiles: Who knew that the town that Drew Carey lived in would soon become nothing?
- Greg Proops: It was a time of revolution, it was a time of Keith Richmond.
- Ryan Stiles: Dinosaurs, thrills, and Hal Speer!
- Greg Proops: And you'll not believe when you see Alison Sideris in sensurround!
- Ryan Stiles: With a special guest appearance by Brad Zerbst.
- Greg Proops: And Lori Benson as the Nipper!