Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 228 (2000)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set at a gas station]
[to camera]
Colin Mochrie : He had the face only a mother could love... if that mother was blind in one eye and had that sort of milky film over the other one. You know? You know what I mean? But still, he WAS my identical twin.
[to Ryan, who's lying down]
Colin Mochrie : Jed? It's me, Phil.
Ryan Stiles : [to camera] I recognized the voice, and I was looking right up his dress, I know who it was.
[gets up]
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] Long time no see.
Colin Mochrie : [to camera] Yeah. Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by... chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet, and burning it, you better make sure they're dead.
Ryan Stiles : What brings you by?
Colin Mochrie : I came by for my part of the inheritance. Nice gas station you opened up.
Ryan Stiles : Thanks.
[to camera]
Ryan Stiles : Apparently, he had forgotten why he was kicked out of town in the first place. The sheriff caught him giving his wife a lube job in late November. I wasn't gonna bring it up again; I knew it was a touchy subject with him.
[to Colin]
Ryan Stiles : Haven't seen you since the lube job.
Colin Mochrie : HEY! COME ON! WHAT THE HELL? NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN!
Ryan Stiles : Sorry, it slipped.
Colin Mochrie : [to camera] I overreacted.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"] I was in college during the sixties, there was a lot of protests around, but I was too busy organizing pep rallies. And that's why this next song... oh, I studied, too. Studied very hard. I didn't get very far,
[indicating himself and Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : look!
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion being "Bad songs to serenade her with."]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : You're the best I can get...
Colin Mochrie : [singing] You seem real easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese!
