- Colin Mochrie: [in "Number of Words"]
- [can only say three word sentences]
- Colin Mochrie: Captain, what should...?
- Greg Proops: [can only say five word sentences] Let me go! Let me!
- Ryan Stiles: [can only say one word sentences] Overboard!
- Colin Mochrie: Throw him overboard?
- Wayne Brady: [can only say two word sentences] Right now?
- Ryan Stiles: Yes!
- Wayne Brady: Under water?
- Ryan Stiles: Yes!
- Colin Mochrie: But we'll drown!
- Ryan Stiles: So?
- Greg Proops: No, we'll ALL drown, dummkopf!
- Colin Mochrie: That's German word.
- Drew Carey: [in "Party Quirks", Greg is guessing what Wayne's quirk is, which is "experiencing violent fluctuations in gravity"] What holds you to the Earth?
- Greg Proops: Well, my love for YOU, Drew.
- Drew Carey: I'd give ya points, but they don't matter, like the Queen of England.
- [in falsetto voice]
- Drew Carey: "Hello, is it bigger than a bread box?"
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Scene to Rap", with the scene being a disaster movie about a black hole]
- [rapping]
- Colin Mochrie: I'm an alien from the black hole / I've come here to collect your soul / I'm going to take you back there... / And then I'm just gonna dance.