- Wayne Brady: [in "Let's Make a Date"] Bachelor number one.
- Greg Proops: [subtitle: "Roommates from "The Real World""] Yeah, why you always callin' on me first, y'know? You come into my room, you touch my stereo, my stuff's all over the place, man. I mean, look at this. This is my stool, and I saw you sat on it last night, and you ate all the food out of the fridge and you never buy toilet paper. You suck!
- Wayne Brady: You are one Tae Bo class away from an ass kicking. Okay?
- [does Tae Bo punches and kicks]
- Greg Proops: As if. Talk to the paw, 'cause the tail don't wanna hear it.
- Wayne Brady: [in "Let's Make a Date"] Bachelor number one...
- Greg Proops: Shut up, butt munch! I have class in the morning.
- Wayne Brady: You need to have some class right NOW.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Improbable Mission", as the two prepare to turn on the bath] Wait! The faucet's rigged!
- Ryan Stiles: What?
- Colin Mochrie: The faucet's rigged!
- Ryan Stiles: [laughing while talking] In what way?
- Colin Mochrie: With an explosive! How long have you been a spy?
- Ryan Stiles: I didn't see that! I guess they REALLY don't want people taking baths in this room!
- Drew Carey: [after "Party Quirks"] Can't believe you couldn't get that his nipples were attached to your hand.
- [referencing Ryan's quirk]
- Greg Proops: You know, maybe I just don't, I don't live in the same world as much as you. I dunno.
- Wayne Brady: Just four guys doin' improv, dude.
- Drew Carey: That's right. I know.
- Ryan Stiles: That's all it is.
- Greg Proops: [in "Party Quirks", Colin is flopping on the floor] Have you met Colin? He's a... he's a FREAK, is what he is.