Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 214 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  I'd like to say hidey-ho to all my friends out there in Fresno, and offer my...

  [a few audience members cheer] 

  Ryan Stiles : and offer my condolences for having to live there.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Scene to Rap", with the scene of "The Exorcist"] 

  [rapping] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm here to say, here to tell / I have come right straight from Hell. / I want your soul, gimme gimme! / Why you do this to me, Dimmy?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Newsflash", over footage of belly dancers]  I'm sorry, Colin, I'm having problems hearing you.

  [to Chip] 

  Ryan Stiles : Can, can you harem?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits" about songs of the doctor]  I guess you've figured out by now that Colin and I like to take in a lot of theater. And there's nothing we like more than show tunes.

  Colin Mochrie : Nothin'.

  Ryan Stiles : That's...

  [to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : Sorry?

  Colin Mochrie : No...

  Ryan Stiles : No, you look like you had something urgent to say.

  Colin Mochrie : No, we have show tunes.

  [to camera] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'm married.