Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 309 (2000)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Superheroes"]  A thousand points to everybody but Colin for that one. Colin, I'll give you your points-

  [audience awws] 

  Drew Carey : I'm gonna give him his points after the show, I'll sing them to you.

  Colin Mochrie : [gives thumbs up]  I love you.

  Drew Carey : What? I can't hear you; your shirt's too loud.

  Colin Mochrie : [shakes head]  What happened to us?

  Drew Carey : [interrupting]  Now let's go onto-

  [leans on buzzer] 

  Drew Carey : I'm sorry, I can't hear you. What?

• Drew Carey : [before "Sound Effects"]  Ryan is Noah, and Colin is...

  Colin Mochrie : His wife?

  Drew Carey : Mrs. Noah, yeah. Colin knows his role in every scene.

• Drew Carey : I'm just warming you up, 'cause now you have to do the "Irish Drinking Song", with the help of Laura Hall on the piano!

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : Of course, how could I miss you with that top you're wearing. Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Liberace's sister.

  [audience oohs] 

  Drew Carey : I'm sorry, are the Liberaces here tonight? Jeez. Oh man. What, do you know him? Quiet down.