Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 301 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Superheroes"]  Hey, I'll give you a thousand points a piece just for the zippers on your pants.

  Wayne Brady : Oh, thanks, man.

  Drew Carey : What's that about?

  Wayne Brady : It's my tribute to Michael.

  Drew Carey : Man.

  [Wayne gestures like Michael Jackson] 

  Drew Carey : Hey man, we should ALL get zippers on our pants, if Wayne's gonna have zippers on his pants.

  Ryan Stiles : They don't let me around zippers. It's a long story.

  Greg Proops : Here's MY tribute to La Toya...

  [pulls up his nose with his right middle finger and makes a grimaced face] 

  Greg Proops : Just gettin' a shout out, man. She's not here, right?

  Drew Carey : I love La Toya's just sittin' at home: "I think I'll watch some "Whose Line" tonight...

  [cries] 

  Drew Carey : !"

  [laughs] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Film, TV and Theater Styles", as an android]  May I have one of your tasty pork tubage?

  Colin Mochrie : [as a hot dog vendor]  How about a hot dog?

  Ryan Stiles : That would be fine.

  [mimes taking the hot dog and sticking it in his chest] 

  Drew Carey : [buzzes]  Uh, "I Love Lucy".

  Colin Mochrie : [as Ricky Ricardo]  How many times I gotta tell you? Don't be putting-

  [cracks up] 

  Ryan Stiles : [as Fred Mertz]  It's makin' me sick! Sick, I tell ya, Rick!

  [breaking character] 

  Ryan Stiles : I dunno...

• Drew Carey : The winner gets to do a little something special with me at the end of the show.

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : It's great, 'cause you know, I don't even hear the screams anymore.