Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 301 (2001)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Superheroes", as Super Scooper]  Yes, in the world of poop, there's just one prooper: I'm Greg Proops, the Pooper Scooper!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Superheroes", as Drill Sergeant Boy]  Where are you from?

  Greg Proops : Uh, Idaho, sir.

  Ryan Stiles : Only two things come out of Idaho!

  Greg Proops : What's that, sir?

  Ryan Stiles : Potatoes and... more potatoes!

• Drew Carey : [after "Superheroes"]  Hey, I'll give you a thousand points a piece just for the zippers on your pants.

  Wayne Brady : Oh, thanks, man.

  Drew Carey : What's that about?

  Wayne Brady : It's my tribute to Michael.

  Drew Carey : Man.

  [Wayne gestures like Michael Jackson] 

  Drew Carey : Hey man, we should ALL get zippers on our pants, if Wayne's gonna have zippers on his pants.

  Ryan Stiles : They don't let me around zippers. It's a long story.

  Greg Proops : Here's MY tribute to La Toya...

  [pulls up his nose with his right middle finger and makes a grimaced face] 

  Greg Proops : Just gettin' a shout out, man. She's not here, right?

  Drew Carey : I love La Toya's just sittin' at home: "I think I'll watch some "Whose Line" tonight...

  [cries] 

  Drew Carey : !"

  [laughs] 

• Greg Proops : [in "World's Worst", about person to be stranded on a desert isle with]  And now, the poetry of Alfred, Lord Tennyson. "Half a league, half a league, half a league onward.

  [Wayne buzzes] 

  Greg Proops : Into the valley of death rode the five hundred. / Forward through shot and shell-

  [Wayne buzzes] 

  Greg Proops : as horse and hither"- well if you don't want to hear it, you don't have to be rude!