Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 323 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Questions Only"]  I'm gonna give each of you five of our new "Wonder Points".

  Wayne Brady : These points have much more support!

  Drew Carey : Yeah, they're pushed up so you look more perky.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie"]  "Close Encounters". Of the third kind.

  Ryan Stiles : [sitting on the step]  E.T. want lap dance.

  Kathy Greenwood : [giggles]  All right, but you tickle.

  [Kathy Greenwood dances in front of Ryan; Drew buzzes] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, that's not "Close Encounters", what am I doing? It's a space movie, whaddya want?

  Drew Carey : "Close Encounters".

  Ryan Stiles : I KNOW, I know! Just read your cards.

  Drew Carey : "Green Mile", which is how far I'm gonna kick your ass!

• Drew Carey : [after "Sound Effects", where Colin played a sumo wrestler]  You know what the scary part of that was? I think we just saw Colin's "oh" face.

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : All that strainin' and gruntin' and everything...

  Colin Mochrie : Remember?