Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 323 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie"] "Close Encounters". Of the third kind.
Ryan Stiles : [sitting on the step] E.T. want lap dance.
Kathy Greenwood : [giggles] All right, but you tickle.
[Kathy Greenwood dances in front of Ryan; Drew buzzes]
Ryan Stiles : Oh, that's not "Close Encounters", what am I doing? It's a space movie, whaddya want?
Drew Carey : "Close Encounters".
Ryan Stiles : I KNOW, I know! Just read your cards.
Drew Carey : "Green Mile", which is how far I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Ryan Stiles : [in "The Millionaire Show", the theme being frat boys]
[using his phone-a-friend lifeline]
Ryan Stiles : Hey Kath.
Kathy Greenwood : [off-screen] Oh my GOD, it's Ryan!
Ryan Stiles : Hey, how are ya?
Kathy Greenwood : Oh hold on, Britney, shut up, it's Ryan!
Ryan Stiles : You looked SO hot last night.
Kathy Greenwood : Shut UP!
Ryan Stiles : Hey you know what?
Kathy Greenwood : What?
Ryan Stiles : I'm here with Regis Philbin, man, I need some help.
Kathy Greenwood : All right, um, what can I do for you? Oh, like I haven't said THAT a million times...
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Hoedown", about winning the lottery]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : I'm sure all that money would be really hard to spend. / I'm sure it would seem like it would never, never end. / I could give it to charities, or so I am told, / But I think I'll just have my penis dipped in gold.