Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 327 (2001)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Award Show", after winning the Divine Swine Award] I'd like to first thank my acting coach, Ned Beatty, for all the marvelous work. And I'd like to thank the mother of my baby... my mother.
[audience laughs]
Ryan Stiles : Hey, I ain't judgin' YOU!
Colin Mochrie : Of course, we couldn't have got this fer, without help from the man upstairs... Old Man Johnson.
Ryan Stiles : And, the Lord Almighty, for makin' us, and others like us...
Colin Mochrie : And puttin' us all in the same vicinity.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "If You Know What I Mean", set at a track meet] I've been having trouble, uh... I've been...
[chuckles]
Colin Mochrie : disqualified for an early start, if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : Well why don't you just "clean and jerk", if you know what I mean?
Brad Sherwood : Nothing better than a 200 pound snatch, if you know what I mean.
[cracks up]
Colin Mochrie : I don't, uh...
[Brad mimes lifting weights]
Ryan Stiles : That's, uh, that's never gonna make it to air, if you know what I mean.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about Songs of the Traveling Salesman] Knock knock knock!
Colin Mochrie : Who's there?
Ryan Stiles : Traveling salesman!
Colin Mochrie : Traveling salesman who?
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about Songs of the Traveling Salesman] You know, Colin?
Colin Mochrie : What, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : We've all heard of yellow snow, but have you ever heard of bluegrass?
Colin Mochrie : [mock surprise] What?
Ryan Stiles : One of my favorite song styles of all, Colin.
[after the first song...]
Ryan Stiles : You know, Colin?
Colin Mochrie : What, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : When I was a small boy growing up in the ghettos of Saskatchewan, we used to listen to blues on a regular basis.
Colin Mochrie : What is it with you and the color blue?
Ryan Stiles : Colin, blues and bluegrass are two different things.
[after the second song...]
Ryan Stiles : Fun fact. You know, Colin?
Colin Mochrie : Yes, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : I'm sorry I said "fun fact", that hurts me deep, deep in my...?
[touches his chest]
Colin Mochrie : Stomach? Heart?
Ryan Stiles : No, in my...?
Colin Mochrie : Heart?
Ryan Stiles : Something you have...
Colin Mochrie : Soul?
Ryan Stiles : Yes, in my soul. Hey wait a minute, soul is also a musical style...
Colin Mochrie : [interrupting] Yes, sometimes BLUE.
[Ryan looks irritated]
Ryan Stiles : [under his breath, upset] I'll see you when we get back to the house, I'll talk to you about it...
Colin Mochrie : Oh, you'll talk to ME? I'll talk to YOU!