Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 326 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : The points are like, uh, who's behind you in the buffet line. Who cares.

  [Greg laughs] 

  Drew Carey : First, let's, uh, let's start out everything with a game called "Hollywood Director". This is for all four of you. Greg, Ren- Ruh- Greg, Ryan, and Wayne...

  Ryan Stiles : SIX years, he doesn't know my name.

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : You are so DRUNK!

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  [drinks from his coffee mug] 

  Greg Proops : Wow. That's the best part of wakin' up, huh?

  Drew Carey : I know. Whiskey in your cup.

• Drew Carey : [after "Hollywood Director", where the last style was strippers]  Man, I am SO lucky I'm sittin' behind this desk. Ohh... sweet Lord, you can take me now. Thousand points.

  Ryan Stiles : [pulls top of pants open with thumbs]  Put it in here.

• Drew Carey : I'm Drew Carey, or, as I'm known around here: The leggy blonde.