Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 333 (2001)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  I enjoy going all over the world and experiencing grand themes and brand new feelings and brand new scents. What's your favorite thing to sense?

  Greg Proops : [subtitle: "Dr. Ruth"]  It is so wonderful that you like to do these things. Always grab the penis...

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : with love!

• Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Growing up, I have to admit. I loved "Josie and the Pussycats".

  [Greg laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : I always wanted to get up and dance. Who were your heroes and why?

  Greg Proops : Uh, well, I had so many heroes, but mostly, the penis.

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : That is the key to a happy relationship, whether you're watching cartoons or making love or making love or making love.

• Wayne Brady : Bachelor number three...

  Ryan Stiles : [playing a "temperamental choreographer desperate to get his chorus line in shape"]  Yes!

  Wayne Brady : Ooh, you're a little bit irritated.

  Ryan Stiles : We've got three weeks to opening, and it's never gonna come together. He's sand, for God's sake.

  [referencing Colin, who's playing a mummy] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm stuck with Miss Penis.

  [referencing Greg as Dr. Ruth] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "The Millionaire Show", Ryan is asking Wayne, his audience lifeline, the first question]  Did you hear the q'estion?

  Wayne Brady : Of course I heard; I'm the edumacated one.