Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 333 (2001)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  I enjoy going all over the world and experiencing grand themes and brand new feelings and brand new scents. What's your favorite thing to sense?

  Greg Proops : [subtitle: "Dr. Ruth"]  It is so wonderful that you like to do these things. Always grab the penis...

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : with love!

• Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Growing up, I have to admit. I loved "Josie and the Pussycats".

  [Greg laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : I always wanted to get up and dance. Who were your heroes and why?

  Greg Proops : Uh, well, I had so many heroes, but mostly, the penis.

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : That is the key to a happy relationship, whether you're watching cartoons or making love or making love or making love.

• Greg Proops : [in "The Millionaire Show", the theme being hillbillies]  Hi, everybody, my name's Delbert, and this is "The Millionaire Show"!

  [audience applauds] 

  Greg Proops : We are gonna have more fun than a greased pig in a room full of cousins, I kid you NOT! We got a contestant here, last week, he won two and a half dollars!

  Ryan Stiles : It's a lot of money.

  Greg Proops : Oh boy!

  Ryan Stiles : I was gonna quit at two and a half dollars, but for FOUR dollars, I could buy my dream home! So I'm goin' on.

  Greg Proops : Fantastic. And then you can park that home ANYWHERE!

  Ryan Stiles : That's right, and wait for guys in canoes.

• Greg Proops : [in "The Millionaire Show"]  If grease were brains, you wouldn't grease too big a skillet, boy!