- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits"] I'm sure the young kids will enjoy this album, but there's a lot of songs on here for the older folks too.
- Colin Mochrie: Do tell, Ryan.
- Ryan Stiles: Well you know, being a child of the twenties like I was, I grew up to the sounds of swing. Later on, after the twenties. When I was bigger. And, I saw the movie...
- Colin Mochrie: [touches Ryan's cheek] Sleep.
- [Ryan mimes falling asleep]
- Colin Mochrie: [to camera] This is what I have to deal with, WEEK AFTER WEEK!
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", after the third song] That brings back some incredible pre-natal memories.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Foreign Film Dub", translating for Kathy's Russian] I am a woman, and I'm sick. I've got a bad Baryshnikov.
- Drew Carey: Uh, I just want to give a plug, if I can, if you click onto abc.com, we're selling the new "Men of "Whose Line" Calendar".
- [audience whoos]
- Drew Carey: I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm Mr. April and half of May.