Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 312 (2000)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"]  Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! I was just looking at the playback, I've seen better film on my grandmother's eye!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set in the Oval Office] 

  [to camera] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'd been looking for the man who raised my taxes. I wanted to meet him face to face so he could see what he had done to me. I found him in the Oval Office; there didn't seem to be much security around, I just walked right in.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : Yo.

  Ryan Stiles : How are ya?

  Colin Mochrie : You the president?

  Ryan Stiles : Yeah, I'm the president.

  Colin Mochrie : I got big problems. Big problems with YOU.

  Ryan Stiles : [to camera]  I knew he had big problems, but I was used to big problems. And I knew how to keep people with big secrets quiet.

  [to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : Cigar?

• Ryan Stiles : [after the first song in "Greatest Hits", done in the style of The Beach Boys]  You can HAVE your alternative music, give me The Beach Boys any day.

  Colin Mochrie : [chuckles]  Well, remember the restraining order.