- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits"] Well, as our regular viewers know, I have eight children, although only THREE of them are actually MINE.
- [glares at Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits"] Styles come and styles go, but they're all on this CD set, including a long-gone style, grunge. 'Member grunge?
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah?
- Ryan Stiles: [pause] Well, it's on this CD set.
- Colin Mochrie: Well, I didn't know you wanted me to act it...
- Ryan Stiles: [annoyed tone] You could help me out on this a bit...
- Colin Mochrie: Yes...
- Ryan Stiles: I can't sell the CDs all by myself.
- Colin Mochrie: I was a big grunge fan.
- Ryan Stiles: There we go. So was I!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about plastic surgery]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I think I'd looking better, all around the clock. / So I got some money, and I went to see the doc. / I looked in the mirror, and I didn't know what to do, / so I thought that I might shoot myself because I looked like Drew.