- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"]
- [to Kathy Greenwood]
- Colin Mochrie: You are SO lucky I'm sleeping with you! All right, concentrate! This is going in a whole different direction. I have an idea...
- Ryan Stiles: [interrupting] You're sleeping with HER, too?
- Colin Mochrie: What?
- [audience laughs]
- Colin Mochrie: ... You're just a phase I'm going through.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Infomercial", the subject being weight loss] You used to be fat, you knew what it was like.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh I know.
- Ryan Stiles: People calling you names: Big Fatty, Tubby, World Man...
- Colin Mochrie: [snapping] Yes! I KNOW!
- Ryan Stiles: Okay, we understand that.
- [pulls up headphones and puts them on his ears]
- Ryan Stiles: That's what these are for: We put these on; under these headphones is a continuous loop of Hoedowns from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".
- Colin Mochrie: That's right.
- [audience cheers]
- Colin Mochrie: Believe me-
- [Ryan mimes vomiting]
- Colin Mochrie: You won't feel like eating much after the first five minutes.
- Ryan Stiles: Not at ALL, I'd say.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits"] What comes to mind when I say lattes and Microsoft?
- Colin Mochrie: Uncle Phil. His lattes made him micro-soft.
- Drew Carey: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", the show that proves that working out has NOTHIN' to do with bein' funny.
- [audience laughter]
- Drew Carey: Damn right.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is "Baywatch"]
- [stilted acting]
- Ryan Stiles: Can't, you see, that I am in love with you?
- [audience laughter]
- Ryan Stiles: You, your pool, the whole thing?
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits"] Honky-tonk is one of my favorite music styles of all time.
- Colin Mochrie: I know, I, I've seen people go "Hey, honky-tonk man!"
- Ryan Stiles: Hey, when I was a kid, I had a honky-tonk band!
- Colin Mochrie: Really?
- Ryan Stiles: No.