Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 410 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Number of Words", the scene being "Star Wars"]
[can only use four word sentences]
Ryan Stiles : Time to die, Vader.
Greg Proops : [can only use two word sentences] Luke, I'm...
[covers mouth]
Ryan Stiles : You're not my father!
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Showstopping Number"]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : Hey, look at me, I like to go to the beach. / Well, it's right there, it's right within reach! / And now my record, my record's marred, / At least I can pronounce the name "Howard".
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Showstopping Number"]
[singing]
Colin Mochrie : Hey buster, hire my friend , / Or I'll shove my foot right up your end! / Rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl-rurl... /
[shouting gibberish]
Ryan Stiles : Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Colin Mochrie : [talking] What?
Ryan Stiles : What the hell happened there? Are you okay?
Colin Mochrie : You know, if you talk like that, it puts 'em off balance...
Ryan Stiles : You know what?
Colin Mochrie : What?
Ryan Stiles : I think it's best if I just leave.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about the food you eat, but not about your girlfriend."
Ryan Stiles : Sure, I'll have seconds.
Wayne Brady : Will you look at the mold on THAT?
Greg Proops : Mmm, my God, this is juicy!
Wayne Brady : No one wants those eggs.
Ryan Stiles : Care for some more, boss?
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hoedown" about the 100th episode]
[singing]
Colin Mochrie : A hundred episodes of "Whose Line" where are names being called, / A hundred episodes of them saying that I'm bald. / Does it hurt the friendship, can it stand the test? / Yes it can, 'cause I'm hung the best.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] Colin says he's hung the best, that I just can't see, / I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be. / He's says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock, / 'Cause I have to tell you, right now mine's tucked in my sock.
