- Ryan Stiles: [in "Party Quirks", Ryan's quirk is "Carol Channing whose head keeps getting stuck to things". Ryan's head is on the floor] Is this shag? It's just gorgeous.
- Kathryn Greenwood: Listen, I, there's nothing worse than having a depressed Carol Channing at your party.
- Drew Carey - Host: Not quite.
- Ryan Stiles: Oh, it's, ooh, my Lord...
- [pulls his head off the carpet and runs into the neon light on Drew's desk, breaking it]
- Kathryn Greenwood: Are you okay?
- Ryan Stiles: [staying in character] I'm fine.
- Drew Carey - Host: [leaning over desk] Oh my GOD!
- [buzzes]
- Ryan Stiles: I'm fine, it's okay.
- [Drew falls out of his chair]
- Kathryn Greenwood: Carol! Carol!
- Ryan Stiles: I'm afraid- you wouldn't happen to have a suture around the house?
- [Drew examines his head]
- Kathryn Greenwood: I actually do right here...
- [mimes getting one]
- Ryan Stiles: [to Drew] Stop picking the glass from my head.
- Kathryn Greenwood: Carol? It IS Carol?
- Ryan Stiles: It USED to be; I can't remember anymore.
- Kathryn Greenwood: Uh...
- Ryan Stiles: Tell me, am I bleeding?
- Drew Carey - Host: No, no you're not bleeding.
- Kathryn Greenwood: You're not bleeding.
- Ryan Stiles: I can't get off this because my...?
- Drew Carey - Host: Because his what keeps sticking to things?
- Ryan Stiles: Don't make me run into anything ELSE.
- Drew Carey - Host: Carol Channing, who's what keeps...?
- Kathryn Greenwood: Who's drunk as a skunk?
- Ryan Stiles: No!
- Drew Carey - Host: His blank keeps sticking to blank.
- Kathryn Greenwood: Your head is velcro?
- Drew Carey - Host: [buzzes them out] Close enough.
- [during "Party Quirks", Ryan stayed in character after accidentally breaking the neon light on Drew's desk]
- Drew Carey - Host: Hey, it's always funnier when it happens to somebody else.
- [audience laughter]
- Drew Carey - Host: Wow, man, you went all out on that one.
- Ryan Stiles: There'd better be some extra points in this.
- Drew Carey - Host: I'm sorry, we spent all the points replacing the glass.
- Ryan Stiles: [to Colin] Was that lit?
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, yeah, it was. It would have been better if your head burst into flames.
- [laughter]
- Colin Mochrie: That would've been neat.
- Drew Carey - Host: [holding up his hand and switching the number of fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
- Ryan Stiles: [feigning blurry vision] Four?
- Drew Carey - Host: Ehh, close enough.
- Ryan Stiles: [flipping Drew the bird] How about me?
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Weird Newscasters"] According to a statement today released by the National Viagra Association... contrary to popular belief, the points DO matter.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about professional wrestlers]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I hate wrestling, I think they're all on the take. / The way they throw themselves around, I'm sure that it is fake. / The way they act, you'd think that they're really dead, / but can they break a neon light by slammin' it with their head?
- Drew Carey - Host: Thanks for watching, and trust me, kids: Your homework can WAIT. Don't need to be doing homework when "Whose Line" is on. Skip it!