Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 422 (2001)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Weird Newscasters", reacting to Colin's quirk, "Streaker who has bet his friends he can get in all the shots"]  Thank goodness we had time for that short feature.

• Wayne Brady : [in "Weird Newscasters", playing an Italian stud] 

  [after Colin mimes streaking in front of Drew] 

  Wayne Brady : Hey look, it's an Italian sausage!

  [to Drew] 

  Wayne Brady : I'll be back for you, but before I go, just one kiss...

  [Drew places his hand over his own mouth as Wayne kisses it] 

  Wayne Brady : Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh! That is a woman, and that

  [referring to Colin] 

  Wayne Brady : is just WRONG! Go away, go away!

  Greg Proops : Grazie bene, Wayne. Like ALL Italian guys, you have strange taste in women. And I wouldn't say that's an Italian sausage, more like a VIENNA sausage.

• Greg Proops : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  That's all the time we have for the Action News tonight. Stay tuned for "Geppetto 2", where Geppetto moves in with a... uh, a grown man that he's created.

• Greg Proops : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about divorce] 

  [singing] 

  Greg Proops : I couldn't stand her nagging.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  She nagged me day and night.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  So I told her to go away.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Because her face was a fright.

  Greg Proops : [singing]  I wish I had money.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  And then I'd be so rich.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  And I'd never have to-

  [accidentally takes Wayne's verse] 

  Ryan Stiles : invite that, oh, never mind!