- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Diet books that didn't exactly fly off the shelves."
- Ryan Stiles: "Lose Weight" by Drew Carey.
- Chip Esten: "Eat Yourself Smart" by Ryan Stiles.
- [Drew laughs, raises his arms like he's "raising the roof", then high-fives Chip]
- Ryan Stiles: Why don't you two get a hotel?
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Bad race horse names to call in a race."
- Wayne Brady: Come on, No Legs! Come on! Ngh!
- Ryan Stiles: Go, Gonna Be Glue! Go, Gonna Be Glue!
- Chip Esten: And it's Nose By a Nose, and coming up on the outside, it's Coming Up on the Outside, and None on the Nose...
- Wayne Brady: I've got $500 on Ass Backwards!
- Drew Carey: By the way, here's the results of our online poll: 37% said "Ryan", 42% said "with cream cheese", and 21% said "Ryan with cream cheese."