Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 411 (2001)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, I believe that, um, every relationship should be based on a very firm foundation of... money.

  Wayne Brady : [subtitle: "Power Crazed State Trooper"]  Uh-huh.

  [mimes pointing radar gun at Chip] 

  Wayne Brady : OH, hell yeah! Oh y...

  [makes siren noise] 

  Chip Esten : Okay, bach...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  What?

  Chip Esten : What would you do...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  Hey hey hey hey, are you talkin'? I don't think anyone gave you license to talk, here in Chilahapimusasippi County!

  Chip Esten : Oh my God, you scare me, and I LIKE that.

• Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, what is the biggest lie you've ever told?

  Wayne Brady : That you'll be out by six o'clock tomorrow mornin'. In fact, when you look at me from now on, you just say "Yes sir, Mr. The Law!" You understand me?

  Chip Esten : Yes, Mr...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  Shut up.

  [to Colin, whose quirk is "Joined at the butt to Ryan but desperate for his own career in showbiz"] 

  Wayne Brady : What you lookin' at, sissy boy? Huh?

  Colin Mochrie : Get off my butt.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "First drafts of famous movie lines."

  Ryan Stiles : Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a lamb.

  Wayne Brady : Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothin' about birthin' no Teletubbies!

  Ryan Stiles : Go ahead, make a cake.

  Chip Esten : I'll be back in a couple minutes. I have some things I have to do,

  [Drew laughs] 

  Chip Esten : then I'll come on back.

  Ryan Stiles : Follow the yellow brick toad. Follow the yellow brick toad.

  Colin Mochrie : [pointing upwards]  Fredzilla! Fredzilla!

  Ryan Stiles : [amused]  Fredzilla.

  Chip Esten : Luke, I am your second uncle twice removed.

  Drew Carey : "World's worst person to be stuck with at a party."

  Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Color commentators on their day off."

  Wayne Brady : [to Colin]  Honey, the dinner was great, but let me show you what you did wrong. Right here, you should've come AROUND the counter, and taken the mashed potatoes, and-

  [Colin mimes cocking a shotgun] 

  Ryan Stiles : [mimes putting on his pants]  Well, that was great, great sex. Let's take another look at that.

  [mimes pulling his pants back down] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  Get out your pens, everybody: It's "things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend."

  Ryan Stiles : What did you just do? WHAT did you just do? Am I gonna have to rub your nose in that?

  Colin Mochrie : [holding out right hand]  Come.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone.

  Wayne Brady : Grab the ball! Grab the ball! Grab the ball!

  Ryan Stiles : Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!