- Drew Carey: [before "Helping Hands"] What's our scene there, Wayne?
- Wayne Brady: Well, uh, Ryan is the bad-temper own- is the bad-tempered owner of an ice cream shop...
- Drew Carey: Not so easy, is it?
- Wayne Brady: Huh?
- [audience cheers]
- Drew Carey: You thought it was just ringin' the bell, ringin' the buzzer, no! It's a LOT harder than you thought it was. So what's, what's the scene there, Wayne?
- Wayne Brady: The bad-tempered owner of an ice cream shop, Ryan, teaches his new soda jerk, Drew- soda JERK, Drew, how to make the ultimate, ultimate ice cream sundae.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands", the setting being an ice cream shop] You know anything about ice cream, Drew?
- Drew Carey: Only that I love to eat it, 'cause I'm fat, fat, fat!
- Ryan Stiles: We don't eat it here! We don't eat ANY of the ice cream here!
- Drew Carey: Why are you in such a bad mood, man?
- Ryan Stiles: [Colin's right hand grabs Drew's apron] I'm ill-tempered!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands", to Drew] Hey, you look like the kind of guy that likes chocolate sauce. And a little too MUCH of it, if you don't ask me.