Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 409 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [before "Meet the Family"]  Colin, you're Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man". And Ryan, you're a dominatrix.

  Ryan Stiles : I know, I know. Get to it. What am I?

  [Drew smiles] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh! Oh.

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Meet the Family"]  I don't really know what dominatrixes do, so I just...

  [takes a drink of water] 

  Ryan Stiles : IF they hook electricity up to people's nipples, I wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, me neither! Now let's play a game called...

  Wayne Brady : We should do that scene again.

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the teacher]  Oh, a teacher. You know, teachers are the most misunderstood of all mammals.

  Ryan Stiles : Tell me about it.

  [pause] 

  Ryan Stiles : No, I mean, TELL me about it.

  Colin Mochrie : Well that's why we've come up with songs that just praise the teacher.

  Ryan Stiles : And you know, we're not selling this CD set; we're giving it away FREE.

  [Ryan and Colin chuckle] 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"]  You know, if you order right now, we'll send, absolutely free, a box of fresh air. That's right, air!

  Ryan Stiles : Fresh air? We can't just give away fresh air.

  Colin Mochrie : Yes we can! From the makers of Breathe Free, makers of air for eterniteeee!

  [Ryan and Colin chuckle]