Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 423 (2002)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Questions Only", the scene is "tensions rise in the cottage where Snow White and the seven dwarfs live"] What's with the mouth?
Ryan Stiles : Is it in an odd place?
Colin Mochrie : Why are you so insulting to me?
Ryan Stiles : Why are you asking so many questions?
Colin Mochrie : Do I have to teach you a lesson?
Ryan Stiles : WOULD you?
Colin Mochrie : Do we have the same idea in mind?
[Ryan chuckles and leaves the stage]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Hollywood Director", after Colin has called cut] It's hard for me to get the reality of the scene. Unlike YOU, I wasn't alive during the fifties.
Colin Mochrie : [after audience laughter] ... Good one.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Number of Words"]
[can only say three word sentences]
Ryan Stiles : I'm so drunk.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Helping Hands", the setting being a supermarket check-out lane]
[holding up one of Kathy's purchases, a pregnancy test]
Ryan Stiles : What do we have HERE?
Kathy Greenwood : Please just get the price...
Ryan Stiles : Someone have a bun in the oven?
Kathy Greenwood : Listen... it's possible.
Ryan Stiles : Hmm. I'll just ring that up. $3.25 for the loose woman.