Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 403 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "If actors were completely honest during their award acceptance speeches."

  Ryan Stiles : There's someone under my podium.

  Wayne Brady : [sighs happily]  Wow, um, I'd like to thank the dark one, for...

  [audience laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : This is, uh...

  Colin Mochrie : Man, you don't know how many butts I've had my dick up just to get this.

  Wayne Brady : It's been an honor working with Colin Mochrie all these years.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Odd things for a lounge singer to sing about."

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  I passed a stone today, I passed a stone today.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  It's time, for a prostate examination.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Don't stand behind me after I get finished eating, trust me, it's not good, because I'll blow your hair off, pfft, yes indeed! Because I-

  [Drew buzzes him out] 

  Chip Esten : [singing]  Cannibalism... cannibalism... gotta go.

  Wayne Brady : [mimes playing a piano flourish] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : These words, they come so whimsically, I know your wife biblically, but please...

  [cracks up] 

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  I'd love to see, Phyllis Diller in spandex...