Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 432 (2002)
Brad Sherwood: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [before "Title Sequence"] Somebody in this section over here, gimme a suggestion of two unlikely roommates.
[an audience member says, "Bill Cosby and Hitler"]
Drew Carey : Bill Cosby...
[audience laughs]
Drew Carey : Bill Cosby and Hitler, certainly unlikely roommates. If there were unlikely roommates. So-
[stage manager shouts "Whoa! Whoa!" and approaches Drew]
Drew Carey : You've GOTTA be kidding me. Come on.
[the stage manager murmurs to Drew]
Ryan Stiles : Not THAT Hitler.
Brad Sherwood : Rudolph Hitler.
Wayne Brady : [impersonating Bill Cosby] "Would you like some Jell-o, Hitler?"
Drew Carey : Somebody over there...
[Ryan chuckles]
Drew Carey : Somebody over there, give me, uh, an occupation.
[a few audience members shout suggestions]
Drew Carey : Insurance salesman. The name of the seventies sitcom you're gonna be singing about is "Bill Cosby and Insurance Salesman". Motherfuckin' hilarious, isn't it?
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] How the cast of "Baywatch" would react to an actual emergency."
Wayne Brady : Fire!
[mimes taking off his clothes]
Wayne Brady : Fire! Run!
Ryan Stiles : Wait right there, I'll... wait right there I'll...
[looks to his left]
Ryan Stiles : Line!
Wayne Brady : I'm falling!
[mimes using his breasts as a inflatable that he lands on]
Drew Carey : You can do THAT, but whatever you do, don't fucking make fun of Hitler.
[audience laughs/cheers]
Wayne Brady : [mock German] falling!
[mimes bouncing on his inflatable]
Drew Carey : "If Tarzan and Tonto were roommates."
Brad Sherwood : Move your horse!
Colin Mochrie : Eh.
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto] You want watch TV?
Wayne Brady : [does Tarzan's trademark yell]
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto]
[puts head to ground]
Brad Sherwood : Tarzan, your in-laws are coming.
Drew Carey : [sarcastic] I love that; let's make fun of the Native Americans all we want. Who gives a shit about them?
[audience laughs/cheers]
Brad Sherwood : [as Tonto] Will you go upstairs and tell Hitler to be quiet?
Drew Carey : What'd I DO?
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Wayne Brady : [in "Let's Make a Date"] Bachelor number one, I love a man in uniform. I'd like to know what kind of uniform would you dress up in for... me. You have to pardon my inflections.
Brad Sherwood : [subtitle: "Puritan witch hunter who sees the devil's work everywhere"] Yes, well, not only your participle was dangling there, little missy. What kind of behavior is that? I'll tell you right now. I'd put you in a stockade, or maybe a spanking or two. I don't know what kind of work you're doing, but I know it can't be the Lord's work.
Wayne Brady : I'm sorry. I stopped listening at "spanking".
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Colin Mochrie : [in "If You Know What I Mean", set at a hotel] What's wrong?
Ryan Stiles : ...Uh.
Colin Mochrie : You look like you're expecting a vacancy, if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : Well, it's just, uh, I plan on, uh...
[chuckles]
Brad Sherwood : Looks like your elevator's not goin' up, if you know what I mean.
[Drew and audience laugh]
Ryan Stiles : Well, I'm short on towels and ash trays, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Well he
[pointing to Colin]
Brad Sherwood : can help you service that, if you know what I mean.
Colin Mochrie : Well I'm gonna give you the big "turn down", if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : It's time to change the sheets, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Don't let me be the one to put the mint on your pillow, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Colin and Ryan stare blankly]
Brad Sherwood : No?
Ryan Stiles : Well I think it's time for you to gather some ice in your bucket, if you know what I mean.
Colin Mochrie : You've stolen enough towels, if you know what I mean.
Brad Sherwood : Really? Well see if I "do not disturb" YOU, if you know what I mean.
Ryan Stiles : [mimes tapping a bell] Ding ding ding ding ding, if you know what I mean.
[gives an "I dunno" look]
Colin Mochrie : Well I'm holding out for a bigger tip, if you know what I mean.