- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Inappropriate comments from the priest at your wedding."
- Ryan Stiles: Hmm, way to go.
- Kathy Greenwood: Hey, that was an excellent confessional yesterday.
- [chuckles]
- Ryan Stiles: You may now kiss the cow- BRIDE. Bride.
- Colin Mochrie: [surly tone] Everyone's gettin' married, that's great. Married.
- Wayne Brady: You have a good man in your husband.
- [pause]
- Wayne Brady: I know.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the international spy] Oh, as long as there's been music, there's been music about spies, and who's our favorite spy?
- Ryan Stiles: James Bond.
- Colin Mochrie: Exactly. Dr. No, Goldfinger, Octo- I don't think I can say the rest of that one.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the international spy] Hey Ryan, when I say to you "Licence to Kill", what do you think of?
- Ryan Stiles: My ex-wife.
- Colin Mochrie: No, I'm talking, of course, about Jerry Van Dyke.
- Ryan Stiles: Oh.
- Colin Mochrie: Who worked...
- Ryan Stiles: I knew him when his name was Jerry Van Lesbian. Years and years ago.
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: But I digress.
- Drew Carey: [after "Questions Only", where the last character Wayne played had no teeth] A thousand points to everybody but Wayne. Hey, thanks for this, buddy.
- [pretends to have no teeth]
- Drew Carey: Thanks for that visual. I have enough trouble falling asleep at night. I don't need that.
- Wayne Brady: I'll see ya tonight, baby.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about getting arrested]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I don't care,
- Wayne Brady: [singing] what people say.
- Drew Carey: [singing] I'll dance and sing all day,
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] I'll redecorate, I'm gay!