Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 510 (2003)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [after "Hollywood Director", where Wayne crawled on top of Greg] You know, the way you straddled Greg there, you almost gave me a heart attack. You guys had- his legs were wrapped right around you.
Wayne Brady : It was for the scene, dude. It was for the scene.
Ryan Stiles : Hey Drew, what happens on the show STAYS on the show. Okay?
Greg Proops : Gee whiz, Drew, don't you remember my audition?
[audience woos]
Wayne Brady : Sometime tonight during the show, I'm humpin' someone in the audience.
[audience cheers]
Wayne Brady : That's all I know. That's ALL I know.
Ryan Stiles : So keep your ticket stubs handy!
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Drew Carey : [after "Newsflash", which featured footage from "The Jerry Springer Show", where one clip featured a man who duct-taped fish to himself] What was up with the fish guy?
Ryan Stiles : There was a show last week where this, he got really hot if his girlfriend had, like, food and fish and stuff all over him.
Drew Carey : Was that really?
Ryan Stiles : Not that I watch it, but I saw a clip of it.
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Drew Carey : [after "Song Styles", where Wayne sang to Jerry Springer] Before we go on, I have a final thought.
[Ryan laughs]
Wayne Brady : I apologize for my foul language in that. That wa- you can't...
Drew Carey : You didn't have any foul language.
Wayne Brady : Y-Yeah, I said "ass" and "ho".
Colin Mochrie : [puts fingers in ears] La la la la la la...
Ryan Stiles : I think Jerry was, Jerry was SHOCKED.
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Drew Carey : [before "Daytime Talk Show"] Uh, the subject of the show we're dealing with isn't a conventional topic, of course, 'cause you're on the show. It's a fairy tale, your show is about Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood.
Jerry Springer : I don't do trash.
Drew Carey : [chuckles] I know.
Jerry Springer : Okay, welcome. Uh, today, we're doing Little Red Riding Hood. And, uh, what's your name?
Ryan Stiles : [in gruff voice] I'm, uh, the wolf. Jerry, before we start, can I rub Drew's head?
Jerry Springer : [looks at Drew, who's smiling] ... Yeah?
Ryan Stiles : All right, thanks.
[rubs Drew's head]
Jerry Springer : [to Colin] You want to rub the other one?
Colin Mochrie : No. I don't rub heads! It was just a phase!