Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 518 (2003)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Dr. Seuss-inspired pick-up lines."

  Wayne Brady : Hello, my dear, you are first rate. How about we go on a date? Oh, you're so good-looking, boobily-boo. Come back to my place for some bammity-boo.

  Ryan Stiles : Come home with me, I'm not scary. I'm really rich, I'm Drew Carey.

  Brad Sherwood : You're the kind of girl that I'd like to know. My name is Horton, and I see a ho.

  Colin Mochrie : Could you do it with a friend? Could you do it end-to-end? Would you do it on a goat? Would you do it with my coat? Would you do it in a tree? Would you do it while I see... he-he-he-he-he-he-he...

  Brad Sherwood : Are you my mommy?

  Ryan Stiles : Come sleep with me, sleep with me twice. I think that would be really nice. Lookie lookie at the size of my shoe. You know what they say; yes, it is true.

• Wayne Brady : [in "Hoedown", about Ryan's wife] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : Ryan, he was really tired of the datin' scene. / He wanted to get a spouse who was never mean. / He wanted a girl with brains, and a girl that was kind of fina. / So he mail-ordered a chick all the way from China.

  [audience laughs/oohs] 

  Wayne Brady : [talking]  What? It's a mail-order bride!

  Drew Carey : [singing]  When Ryan first met his wife, she fell in love with his nose. / She couldn't wait to rip off all his clothes. / But then she found out something that made her die. / What they say about guys with big nose and big feet, it's a lie.

  [Ryan sarcastically laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Oh, Ryan Stiles, I'd love to be his wife. / He's the best lover that I've ever had in my life. / After we've made love, boy, I'm really high-steppin'. / Mel Gibson isn't the ONLY one with a lethal weapon.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Getting married was what I always wanted to do. / The happiest day was when my wife said, "I love you." / We're the happiest couple to anyone who's seen us, / And it beats the hell of sittin' around and pullin' my own penis.