Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 609 (2003)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Infomercial", about face lifts]
[as Ryan is sticking wires on Colin's face]
Colin Mochrie : And also, it can remove those pesky eyes!
Ryan Stiles : [removing the wires] Wow, forty-eight inches, that's a melon!
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : Yeah. If you had another one, we could measure your nose.
[audience awws]
Ryan Stiles : I can hear you booing at home!
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, the melon thing is fine.
Drew Carey : [...]
[after the game]
Drew Carey : Yes, and may I say, Colin, you've never looked lovelier.
Colin Mochrie : Why, thank you, Drew. You too.
Drew Carey : Were you scared when those wires came at your eyes?
Colin Mochrie : Yes.
[audience laughs]
Drew Carey : Pokin' with the...
[makes scared expression]
Colin Mochrie : Anything for a laugh.
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : You notice all the melon jokes, the bald jokes, I make ONE nose joke, it's: "Ohhhh!"
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Changed Letter", where B is replaced by F] Were you out hunting male deer?
[audience laughs]
Brad Sherwood : A fig six pointer?
Wayne Brady : Yes.
Colin Mochrie : Damn those stags!
Wayne Brady : A great fig...
Colin Mochrie : Yeah.
Wayne Brady : [...]
[after the game]
Wayne Brady : I didn't say it.
Drew Carey : Yeah, you didn't say, uh...
Wayne Brady : BUCK.
Drew Carey : [disappointed] Right.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Baby Drew's first words."
Colin Mochrie : Colin's bald.
Wayne Brady : Hey nurse, come on.
Ryan Stiles : [giggles] Pizza.
Brad Sherwood : Show me dem boobs! Come on!