Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 603 (2003)
Greg Proops: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows."
Greg Proops : So get this, Jay: We can't come apart. So the neighbor comes out with a hose. And we're goin' round and round and around... I mean, they had to call the fire department, you know what I'm saying? Oh, this bitch was in heat, let me tell you something.
Ryan Stiles : So, I'm chasing what I THINK is another dog's tail...
[leaves the stage; returns with another joke]
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] Jerry, I'm here to tell my husband I'm in love with a cat.
Colin Mochrie : ...Meow.
[leaves the stage; returns with another joke]
Colin Mochrie : So, as I'm licking, I hiccup and my testicles become lodged in my throat! Well, I couldn't breathe! Man! Wow! I still have a bit lodged there right now.
Greg Proops : Yeah, I'm Drew Carey's dog, and y'know, right around eleven o'clock, he breaks out the peanut butter, and I know what's coming.
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Greg Proops : [after "Party Quirks"] Was he an anthropologist?
[referring to Colin's quirk, "Serious scientist testing how much annoyance people can stand before cracking"]
Drew Carey : No, he's just a rat in a maze.
[referring to Ryan's quirk, "Rat traveling through a maze to reach the cameras where he's given either cheese or an electric shock"]
Greg Proops : No, no, COLIN.
Colin Mochrie : Aren't we ALL just rats in a maze?
Drew Carey : Yeah.
Greg Proops : Man, that's deep.
Drew Carey : I love you, Ryan Stiles.
Ryan Stiles : [surprised look] Can we just... talk about this later, Drew?
Drew Carey : You know, I hardly get to say this to anybody, but you know, chaps would really make that outfit.
[referring to Ryan's western shirt]
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Greg Proops : [in "Hats", wearing a fish mask. He can be heard laughing underneath and takes it off] I have a giant fish head on. I'm forty-two fucking years old.
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Drew Carey : Let's get the show rollin', but before I do, I wanna say a special hello to our little buckaroo, Ryan.
[referencing his western-style shirt]
Drew Carey : [audience cheers]
Ryan Stiles : I'm trying to take some focus off the shoes.
[camera cuts to a close-up of his blue shoes]
Drew Carey : Yeah. You know what? It really does.
Greg Proops : Didn't you love him in "Toy Story"?
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Greg Proops : [in "Weird Newscasters", after Wayne's quirk]
[playing a "goofy white guy desperately trying to act street"]
Greg Proops : Man, that hood-rack was wiggity wiggity whack!
Colin Mochrie : It certainly was. Shalack-a-lack-a-lack.
Greg Proops : She had her breezies all in my face and stuff!
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Greg Proops : [in "Scenes From a Hat", the suggestion is musicals about different U.S. states]
[singing]
Greg Proops : Goin' back to Mississippi, where my cousin is my dad!