Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 607 (2003)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Bartender", Wayne's in love with Chip the bartender] 

  [Wayne comes on-stage and mimes locking the door and looking lovingly at Chip] 

  Wayne Brady : Hi, Chip.

  Chip Esten : I think I need the drink.

  [mimes drinking] 

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Every day, I walk by, of your place of work, / and I see your broad physique and your hair, and it makes my heart hurt. / In my head, if I could bite you, I'd take a little nip, / Because I'm the chocolate and you're the chip.

  Chip Esten : [singing]  Oh Wayne, I think you're sweet. I really feel ya.

  Wayne Brady : Do ya? Do ya?

  Chip Esten : [singing]  I can tell right now that you've got Chip-o-philia. / But there's one thing that I'm saying to you, boy: / Right now, Wayne, chip's ahoy!

  [runs off stage]