Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 516 (2003)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [to the audience, before "Greatest Hits"]  Now gimme an example of a country with a lot of history in it.

  [an audience member shouts "Norway!"] 

  Drew Carey : Norway, Norway, good idea, Norway, good for you.

  [Colin laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Now, these guys are gonna pretend to be, uh, infomercial pitch men trying to sell you a compilation album called "Songs of Norway".

  Colin Mochrie : We're screwed.

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Yeah? You think, you think if YOU'RE screwed, how would you like to be Wayne and Jeff? Uh... you guys are gonna make up names of songs, based on songs of the CD "Songs of Norway", and then Wayne and Jeff- you're gonna pick a style of music and Wayne and Jeff are gonna have to make up a SONG about it...

  Ryan Stiles : We've all played the game before, Drew.

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Good luck with Ryan's.

  Jeff Davis : Ryan...

  Ryan Stiles : It's a trilogy.

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  Jeff Davis : Uh, he was a hypnotist...

  Drew Carey : No!

  Jeff Davis : [hangs his head in shame]  He was a hypnotist...

  Drew Carey : No!

  Jeff Davis : ...Who wanted people to find true love with each other.

  Drew Carey : Well, it says HERE: He was a "witch who entices the beast to her magic sleeping stool, and then..."

  [Ryan looks at his watch and gives an exhausted look] 

  Drew Carey : "... must find his true love to break the spell and turn 'em into a prince." So you were WRONG, my friend! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

  [after the performers return to their seats] 

  Drew Carey : Man, you got- somebody's gotta make these things shorter.

  Ryan Stiles : [to off-screen stage hand]  Can I get a SCOTCH?

• Drew Carey : [reading a "Scenes from a Hat" suggestion]  Bad topics to open a conversation with.

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  What color's YOUR poo first thing in the morning?

• Drew Carey : Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", where applauding loudly means you're great in bed.

  [audience applauds/cheers; Drew excitedly applauds himself] 

  Drew Carey : That was so cheap, I can't believe I did that.

• Drew Carey : [after "Scenes from a Hat", where one of the suggestions, "mundane activities that might be improved with nudity", had Ryan buzzing like Drew Carey]  Hey you know what? A thousands points for me on that one, for doing this:

  [buzzes] 

  Wayne Brady : Two thousand.

  [Drew buzzes again] 

  Wayne Brady : Three.

  [buzz] 

  Wayne Brady : Four.

  [buzz] 

  Wayne Brady : Okay, that's too much.

  Drew Carey : I'm in the lead right now. How about that? That's the kind of power you get when you're the supervisor.