Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 516 (2003)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [to the audience, before "Greatest Hits"]  Now gimme an example of a country with a lot of history in it.

  [an audience member shouts "Norway!"] 

  Drew Carey : Norway, Norway, good idea, Norway, good for you.

  [Colin laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Now, these guys are gonna pretend to be, uh, infomercial pitch men trying to sell you a compilation album called "Songs of Norway".

  Colin Mochrie : We're screwed.

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Yeah? You think, you think if YOU'RE screwed, how would you like to be Wayne and Jeff? Uh... you guys are gonna make up names of songs, based on songs of the CD "Songs of Norway", and then Wayne and Jeff- you're gonna pick a style of music and Wayne and Jeff are gonna have to make up a SONG about it...

  Ryan Stiles : We've all played the game before, Drew.

• Drew Carey : [reading a "Scenes from a Hat" suggestion]  Bad topics to open a conversation with.

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  What color's YOUR poo first thing in the morning?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of Norway]  Norway! A country far, far away. A place where many songs have been written about. And the subjects, oh! They flow like water through the Norwegian... the area where the water flows.

  Colin Mochrie : You know, there are many artists that have put together over 15,000 songs of Norway. I bet you can't even come up with THREE. But WE'VE come up with 15,000.