- Ryan Stiles: [in "If You Know What I Mean", set at a diner] Would you like a couple more buns, if you know what I mean?
- Brad Sherwood: Are they buttered, if you know what I mean?
- Ryan Stiles: They're hot and cross, if you know what I mean.
- Colin Mochrie: I like mine with icing!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Whose Line", playing an American serviceman] Look, I brought you a locket. I want you to have it. Read the inscription on the inside.
- Colin Mochrie: [playing his Vietnamese lover]
- [reading the pre-written note]
- Colin Mochrie: "There's a bun in my oven."
- Ryan Stiles: What?
- Colin Mochrie: I switched the message. I switched the message at the engraver's.
- Ryan Stiles: My message was "See ya"!
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah, well, there's a bun in my oven.
- Ryan Stiles: A bun in your oven?
- Colin Mochrie: And no icing, if you know what I mean.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage]
- [pretending to be on the phone]
- Ryan Stiles: Okay. I will. Yes, I will. Yes, I will. Goodbye.
- [mimes hanging up]
- Colin Mochrie: Hey, Ryan, we're doing a show. Who are you...
- Ryan Stiles: [interrupting] I'm talking to the wife, Colin.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh.
- Ryan Stiles: Sometimes, it's such a hassle, but I'm so happy I'm married.
- Colin Mochrie: I guess that's why you've done it eight times.
- Ryan Stiles: Well you're Canadian, so that's only five to you.
- Colin Mochrie: That's true.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage]
- [setting up the next song, done in the style of The Beach Boys]
- Colin Mochrie: I tell ya: This song will stay with you for HOURS. It is called, "I'm the Groom".
- Brad Sherwood: [with Wayne, singing] Ooooooohhhh...
- Wayne Brady: [singing] I'm gonna get married, I'm gonna find myself a guy...
- [he cracks up and doubles over in laughter; Laura Hall stops playing in response. Wayne runs over to her piano and plays some random notes]
- Brad Sherwood: [in British accent] The band's had a little too much to drink!
- Ryan Stiles: That's a very special song on this CD set, because that's the exact moment they broke up as a group.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands", playing a Frenchman giving Drew a lesson in French culture]
- [his French accent is slipping]
- Ryan Stiles: And you know, we love-a the wine, and we love-a the bread. Uh... am I Italian or Frenchy?
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands", playing a Frenchman giving Drew a lesson in French culture]
- [after eating frog legs]
- Ryan Stiles: I don't like-a those frog legs. I think it's the hops.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage] Hey, Colin.
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah, Ryan?
- Ryan Stiles: What sound does a goose make?
- Colin Mochrie: HONK!
- Ryan Stiles: And what sound does a fish hitting a windshield make?
- Colin Mochrie: Pfft.
- Ryan Stiles: [laughs] Well, you got the first part. Honky. Honky, tonk! The sound of a fish: "Tonk!" Honky-tonk!
- Colin Mochrie: Nice segue! I was thinking more of "funk".
- Ryan Stiles: Oh, I love honky-tonk.
- Colin Mochrie: [stammering] Oh, I tell, I, oh.
- Ryan Stiles: And so does he!